3 definitions by Phillip Reacher
The masterbating republicans do to help them get over the fact that Obama won a second term.
It can be used to describe from now on the use of masterbation by republicans to get over the horrible loss of their presidential candidate.
It can be used to describe from now on the use of masterbation by republicans to get over the horrible loss of their presidential candidate.
Official reports say that around 80% of the population of the South Romneybated the night of the 2012 election.
I caught my redneck uncle romneybating while crying the day after the presidential election.
I caught my redneck uncle romneybating while crying the day after the presidential election.
by Phillip Reacher March 6, 2014
"Dude, I saw this Youtube video of Obama poll dancing backstage after giving his presidential address. Funny shit, man."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."
by Phillip Reacher March 6, 2014
Of course, staircase fuck could also refer to:
Taking out an erect penis (or similar sexual device) and attempting to stick it into a staircase.
To exclaim the word "Fuck" while in a staircase.
To use the word "Fuck" in quick succession, with each repetition being spoken at a higher pitch.
To declare to oneself that from now on, you will only fuck another woman if she is hotter than the last one you fucked.
"I caught my apartment-neighbor staircase fucking when I decided to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator."
"Fuck."
"Fuck fuck fuck."
"Duuuuuude look at dat booty! You could see that thang all the way from China. Nigga you gotta tap dat ass!"
"Naw man, I've done betta. I've promised myself to only staircase fuck from now on."
Taking out an erect penis (or similar sexual device) and attempting to stick it into a staircase.
To exclaim the word "Fuck" while in a staircase.
To use the word "Fuck" in quick succession, with each repetition being spoken at a higher pitch.
To declare to oneself that from now on, you will only fuck another woman if she is hotter than the last one you fucked.
"I caught my apartment-neighbor staircase fucking when I decided to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator."
"Fuck."
"Fuck fuck fuck."
"Duuuuuude look at dat booty! You could see that thang all the way from China. Nigga you gotta tap dat ass!"
"Naw man, I've done betta. I've promised myself to only staircase fuck from now on."
by Phillip Reacher March 25, 2014