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romneybating 

The masterbating republicans do to help them get over the fact that Obama won a second term.

It can be used to describe from now on the use of masterbation by republicans to get over the horrible loss of their presidential candidate.
Official reports say that around 80% of the population of the South Romneybated the night of the 2012 election.

I caught my redneck uncle romneybating while crying the day after the presidential election.
romneybating by Phillip Reacher March 17, 2014
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Romneyboating 

Standing between two boobs on a debate stage and prattling on like a 5-year old making engine noises.
There wasn't much substance in that last GOP debate, but there was a ton of Romneyboating.
Romneyboating by GOPSackSuckers January 2, 2012
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