shit-stained balls

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008

pencil cruiser

when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.

Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.

by Phill McCrackin July 01, 2008

preggalicious

a slang term used to refer to a sexy, relatively young woman that is experiencing a planned pregnancy.

Roxanne was preggalicious back in '93.

by Phill McCrackin July 01, 2008