Definitions by Phill McCrackin

pencil cruiser

when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.

Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.

pencil cruiser by Phill McCrackin July 1, 2008

preggalicious 

a slang term used to refer to a sexy, relatively young woman that is experiencing a planned pregnancy.

Roxanne was preggalicious back in '93.

preggalicious by Phill McCrackin July 1, 2008

shit-stained balls 

when you shit all over the place and forget to wipe or shower, making your balls all shit-stained and smelly.

"when i was drunk i got diarrhea and didn't wipe, so i had shit-stained balls!"

shit-stained balls by Phill McCrackin June 30, 2008