AssUV

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

by Phill Latio June 12, 2008

Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 08, 2008

immature ejaculation

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.

Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.

by Phill Latio February 15, 2008

Worspiration

The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.

Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.

Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.

by Phill Latio December 29, 2007

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 06, 2008