Phill Latio's definitions

Telenuts

When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.

A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.

by Phill Latio August 6, 2007

Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

by Phill Latio September 22, 2007

nintennis elbow

An injury to your elbow/arm caused when you swing the Nintendo Wii remote too fast/much.

After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.

by Phill Latio April 5, 2008

Anton Volchenkov

A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.

Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.

by Phill Latio March 5, 2008

AssUV

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

by Phill Latio June 12, 2008

Mackfire

When an attempt to pick someone up of the opposite sex goes horribly wrong

Brad:I ran into some hottie the other day outside of El Furniture Warehouse and was trying to pick her up. Too bad the new girl from the office was walking by. Now she's telling everyone in the office I'm a man whore.

Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah

by Phill Latio October 22, 2008

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008