Pheecees's definitions

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Charles Lindbergh

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Spaghetti Factory

Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.

I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.

by Pheecees March 19, 2023