memecycling

A grossly unnecessary act where everybody on Facebook recycles the same stupid, unfunny memes over and over all day so that your feed is filled up with the same bullshit posted 300 times over.
"Cut out the memecycling -- I've seen that goddamn ERMAGERD cat twelve times in the last hour and I may just fucking kill myself, Ted!"
by Peven glugh June 28, 2012
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fuckwant

wanting to fuck very badly, and telling all of your friends loudly about it. synonym for 'poppage'
"man Jesse looks hot in that dress"

"don't say it, Ian"

"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"

'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
by Peven glugh February 29, 2024
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Dinglebarista

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"
by Peven glugh January 30, 2022
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dick explosion

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load
goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.
by Peven glugh November 20, 2011
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McFauling

When white people are losing an argument on Twitter, and cheaply invoke something Martin Luther King, Jr said that doesn't support what they are tweeting, in an effort to win an argument. Based on former Russian Ambassador Michael McFaul's tweet storm about Russia.
"America is a fundamentally Christian nation."

"No, it isn't."

"Well, as MLK once said..."

"Stop McFauling, dipshit. Just admit you're wrong."
by Peven glugh March 02, 2022
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reo speedwagoning

verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020
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obamaing

Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all
"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
by Peven glugh September 21, 2014
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