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gaetzing

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
by Peven glugh September 2, 2020
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memecycling

A grossly unnecessary act where everybody on Facebook recycles the same stupid, unfunny memes over and over all day so that your feed is filled up with the same bullshit posted 300 times over.
"Cut out the memecycling -- I've seen that goddamn ERMAGERD cat twelve times in the last hour and I may just fucking kill myself, Ted!"
by Peven glugh June 28, 2012
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reo speedwagoning

verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020
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dick explosion

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load
goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.
by Peven glugh November 20, 2011
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stinkyballs

not to be confused with stinky ball or stinky balls.

n. 1. slang for feces, usually when it's not a long, but rather a lot of hard, cylindrical balls. the 'stinky' part comes from the fact that, well, it fucking stinks.
man I just did stinkyballs in my pants, It's gonna be a squishy night at the bowling alley.
by Peven glugh October 30, 2013
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obamaing

Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all
"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
by Peven glugh September 21, 2014
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McFauling

When white people are losing an argument on Twitter, and cheaply invoke something Martin Luther King, Jr said that doesn't support what they are tweeting, in an effort to win an argument. Based on former Russian Ambassador Michael McFaul's tweet storm about Russia.
"America is a fundamentally Christian nation."

"No, it isn't."

"Well, as MLK once said..."

"Stop McFauling, dipshit. Just admit you're wrong."
by Peven glugh March 2, 2022
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