"man Jesse looks hot in that dress"
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
by Peven glugh March 01, 2024
when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load
goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.
by Peven glugh November 20, 2011
To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
by Peven glugh September 03, 2020
Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all
"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
by Peven glugh September 21, 2014
a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.
No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.
by Peven glugh November 25, 2011
A grossly unnecessary act where everybody on Facebook recycles the same stupid, unfunny memes over and over all day so that your feed is filled up with the same bullshit posted 300 times over.
"Cut out the memecycling -- I've seen that goddamn ERMAGERD cat twelve times in the last hour and I may just fucking kill myself, Ted!"
by Peven glugh June 26, 2012
verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020