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To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
by Peven glugh September 2, 2020
Get the gaetzing mug.verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020
Get the reo speedwagoning mug.when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load
goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.
by Peven glugh November 20, 2011
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"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
by Peven glugh February 29, 2024
Get the fuckwant mug.Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all
"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
by Peven glugh September 21, 2014
Get the obamaing mug.When white people are losing an argument on Twitter, and cheaply invoke something Martin Luther King, Jr said that doesn't support what they are tweeting, in an effort to win an argument. Based on former Russian Ambassador Michael McFaul's tweet storm about Russia.
"America is a fundamentally Christian nation."
"No, it isn't."
"Well, as MLK once said..."
"Stop McFauling, dipshit. Just admit you're wrong."
"No, it isn't."
"Well, as MLK once said..."
"Stop McFauling, dipshit. Just admit you're wrong."
by Peven glugh March 2, 2022
Get the McFauling mug."Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"
"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"
"I wish dad was still alive"
"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"
"I wish dad was still alive"
by Peven glugh January 30, 2022
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