"man Jesse looks hot in that dress"
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
by Peven glugh February 29, 2024
"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"
"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"
"I wish dad was still alive"
"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"
"I wish dad was still alive"
by Peven glugh January 30, 2022
Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all
"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'
by Peven glugh September 21, 2014
the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.
"Brian?"
"Yes?"
"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"
"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."
"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
"Yes?"
"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"
"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."
"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
by Peven glugh April 30, 2021
a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.
No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.
by Peven glugh November 25, 2011
a really shitty situation that stinks to high heaven, and makes you scowl as if you smell shit, like there is poop hangin' out of your butt.
I just drove my car into a tree because some asshole ran me off the road. that's some poopbuttin' right there.
by Peven glugh January 22, 2021
not to be confused with stinky ball or stinky balls.
n. 1. slang for feces, usually when it's not a long, but rather a lot of hard, cylindrical balls. the 'stinky' part comes from the fact that, well, it fucking stinks.
n. 1. slang for feces, usually when it's not a long, but rather a lot of hard, cylindrical balls. the 'stinky' part comes from the fact that, well, it fucking stinks.
by Peven glugh October 30, 2013