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"man Jesse looks hot in that dress"
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
"don't say it, Ian"
"it'd look great on my bathroom floor too"
'I can't take anymore of your fuckwant, I'm out. also have your things out of the apartment by morning."
by Peven glugh February 29, 2024
Get the fuckwant mug.When white people are losing an argument on Twitter, and cheaply invoke something Martin Luther King, Jr said that doesn't support what they are tweeting, in an effort to win an argument. Based on former Russian Ambassador Michael McFaul's tweet storm about Russia.
"America is a fundamentally Christian nation."
"No, it isn't."
"Well, as MLK once said..."
"Stop McFauling, dipshit. Just admit you're wrong."
"No, it isn't."
"Well, as MLK once said..."
"Stop McFauling, dipshit. Just admit you're wrong."
by Peven glugh March 2, 2022
Get the McFauling mug."Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"
"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"
"I wish dad was still alive"
"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"
"I wish dad was still alive"
by Peven glugh January 30, 2022
Get the Dinglebarista mug.the place in your brain where you remember some of the best shits you've ever taken and recall them fondly. similar to the Spank Bank, but hopefully there's no crossover between these two in your brain.
"Brian?"
"Yes?"
"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"
"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."
"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
"Yes?"
"Ever taken an amazing poop that just was magical?"
"Let me dig into the Stank Bank - ahh yes, April 3rd of 1983, I dropped anchor for 30 straight minutes while I read The World According to Garp, and it was lovely."
"This is really inappropriate discussion for church, guys."
by Peven glugh April 30, 2021
Get the Stank Bank mug.a really shitty situation that stinks to high heaven, and makes you scowl as if you smell shit, like there is poop hangin' out of your butt.
I just drove my car into a tree because some asshole ran me off the road. that's some poopbuttin' right there.
by Peven glugh January 22, 2021
Get the poopbuttin mug.To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
by Peven glugh September 2, 2020
Get the gaetzing mug.verb. to share a poorly sourced rumor as fact on social media. The information is unreliable, because, as the song "Take It on the Run" says, you "heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend" etc etc.
"Look at this GIF meme! Don't go to the mall today, there will be pee served instead of lemonade at the Orange Julius!"
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
"Wtf, this is just two people texting each other nonsense. Stop REO Speedwagoning".
by Peven glugh June 21, 2020
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