Slamsociate

To take a very personal and leg-numbing dump, generally with your own toilet, or someoen's who you feel close to.

Dude, I'm gonna have to slamsociate for a bit. I'll call you when my ass quits bleeding.

by Peter and Neal April 05, 2005

Heebgasm

An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit.

by Peter and Neal April 06, 2005

Heebed

Getting screwed out of something royally. Especially money.

Dude 1 - "Shit...i only got three meximelts. I ordered 4"
Dude 2 - "dude, they fucking heebed you. Lame."
Dude 1 - "Damn. Suckin' balls."

by Peter and Neal April 06, 2005

Slamacidal

When you think you might shit your own pants. Generally occurs after Taco Bell.

Dude, i'm going Slamacidal if you don't pull over. Swear to God.

by Peter and Neal April 05, 2005