Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peter and Neal

Slamsociate

To take a very personal and leg-numbing dump, generally with your own toilet, or someoen's who you feel close to.

Dude, I'm gonna have to slamsociate for a bit. I'll call you when my ass quits bleeding.

When you think you might shit your own pants. Generally occurs after Taco Bell.

Dude, i'm going Slamacidal if you don't pull over. Swear to God.

Getting screwed out of something royally. Especially money.

Dude 1 - "Shit...i only got three meximelts. I ordered 4"
Dude 2 - "dude, they fucking heebed you. Lame."
Dude 1 - "Damn. Suckin' balls."

An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit.