Definitions by Peter Stringfellow

chicken scratch 

Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??

With extra beaks... OUCH!!!

"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"

chicken scratch by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

field 

Place to have sex!!!

"Peter had sex in a field with a sheep!"

field by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

business 

The thing you have to get out of bed to do to earn money, e.g, job

"So let's get down to business"
(Eminem stylee!)

business by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

wiggle 

ie, Penis wiggle.

Shaking your todger

"Peter wiggled his tiny penis"

wiggle by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003