chicken scratch

Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??

With extra beaks... OUCH!!!

"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

business

The thing you have to get out of bed to do to earn money, e.g, job

"So let's get down to business"
(Eminem stylee!)

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

wiggle

ie, Penis wiggle.

Shaking your todger

"Peter wiggled his tiny penis"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

field

Place to have sex!!!

"Peter had sex in a field with a sheep!"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003