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A female who is not attractive but thinks that she is and dresses like a whore but still has a face resembling a horse. And or a woman who has sex with alot of men for their power and influence so that they can benefit somehow.
I was following that girl because she had a great ass, but then she turned around and it was a horsextual.
by Peter L. Harris May 5, 2010
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Get the Death cold mug.Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!
by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016
Get the Lot lizard blizzard mug.Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.
by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017
Get the weed barber mug.Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.
by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012
Get the beercules mug.When you are trying to record, remember, or enter number codes and while doing so a friend or co-worker makes a comment using the number sixty nine in a sexually explicit manner that messes up your train of though that causes you to have to start over again.
Here is the pickup for tables twelve, thirty, and sixty nine. Lisa for the last time, there is no table sixty nine. Ya Pete I know... there could be. Hey Jason, Lisa just sixtynined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.
by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012
Get the sixtynined mug.I think Rita is such a slut... we went out and she started flurting with all the guy's we were getting to know, she was acting so desperate, she's a real snachlorette.
by Peter L. Harris December 7, 2011
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