Peter L. Harris's definitions

sixtynined

When you are trying to record, remember, or enter number codes and while doing so a friend or co-worker makes a comment using the number sixty nine in a sexually explicit manner that messes up your train of though that causes you to have to start over again.

Here is the pickup for tables twelve, thirty, and sixty nine. Lisa for the last time, there is no table sixty nine. Ya Pete I know... there could be. Hey Jason, Lisa just sixtynined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

snachlorette

A woman that is single and will act like a total slut to steel another womans man for sport.

I think Rita is such a slut... we went out and she started flurting with all the guy's we were getting to know, she was acting so desperate, she's a real snachlorette.

by Peter L. Harris December 7, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.

You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.

by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010

horsextual

A female who is not attractive but thinks that she is and dresses like a whore but still has a face resembling a horse. And or a woman who has sex with alot of men for their power and influence so that they can benefit somehow.

I was following that girl because she had a great ass, but then she turned around and it was a horsextual.

by Peter L. Harris May 5, 2010

Woky

It is an adjective that means to act quickly, irrationally, savagely and childish at the same time, usually in a physical manor. It can also describe a fighting style that is focused on ripping one's opponents arms off. Don't mess with uncle Larry he's been to Cook County before and he is known to go woky for like no reason. Did you hear about uncle Larry he went woky on his wife and go thrown in county jail for a month.

If the waitress doesn't get back here with my drink in like two seconds I am going to go woky on her ass. That guy just smuged my puma so I had to go woky. Don't mess with uncle Larry... he's been to Cook County before and he is known to go woky for like no reason. Did you hear about uncle Larry he went woky on his wife and go thrown in county jail for a month.

by Peter L. Harris October 26, 2010

trenade

An ugly transsexual that you don't want to have sex with or a transsexual that is making a scene around you that kills the joy that you were experiencing during your night out. It comes from the words transsexual and grenade.

Dude... did you see Vinnie at the club last night he was dancing with this crazy ass trenade, it was messed up when he kissed it... and then we told him outside... and he threwup when he relized what he did. That trenade over there is super gross. Watch out at Crowbar... there are fuckin trenades all over.

by Peter L. Harris October 29, 2010

beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012