A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.
by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

a slut with anal warts who dosn't tell you till after youve had sex with her, and one of her warts explodes.
by Peter Frampton January 01, 2006

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.
by Peter Frampton January 01, 2006
