blood

The redish substance that often comes spewing out of ones body on many different occasions including: getting cut with a knife, getting your asshole ripped from being fucked in it or getting hit in the face with a bat. This substance also flows through ones body and infact, due to a build-up of pressure, makes one get a massive boner.
Woh that boner is so full of blood, lets see how much there is if we cut it off!
by Peter Christian November 17, 2003
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bacon

a product that comes from the helpless slaughtering of little piggies...yummy!
Boy i wanna eat some nice cooked bacon ripped from that innocent little piggies' body.
by Peter Christian November 17, 2003
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penis

The male reproductive organ that is often inserted into many different things such as the famle/male/animal's ear, nose, asshole, vagina, clevage, mouth or such things as pie, holes in the wall, or just simple mud. It is also used for ejaculating onto any of the above surfaces, and even as a method for waking someone up by use of slapping it near or on the victim's face.
Oh boy would I love to slap you with my penis! Yay!
by Peter Christian November 17, 2003
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