Peter Adams's definitions

Bolivers

Noun. canine testicles

"the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen." See also spangle blisters

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Ohomph

The word that an incredibly clever person says exactly three times before and after proving somebody wrong for their apparently poor level of intellect or understanding of the English language.

Ohomph. Ohomph. Ohomph. I can't believe you thought a Rhombicosidodecahedron had 31 perpendicular sides whereas infact the only shape in the third dimension with 31 perpendicular sides is a Pseudorhombicuboctahedron! Ohomph. Ohomph. Ohomph.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

Bowe Treatment

When Miss.Bowe talks to you!

Miss.Bowe: "Did anyone see the simpsons last night?"
Kid: "Yeah, that was funny."
Miss.Bowe: "You're on detention aren't you??"
Kid: "Yeah"
Miss.Bowe: "Well you've got another one from me for that smirk! On Friday night! Do you like Friday night detentions?"

Me: "Unlucky, mate. You just got the Bowe treatment!"

by Peter Adams January 24, 2004