Peter Adams's definitions

E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.

Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"

by Peter Adams November 6, 2005

Spangle Blisters

Noun. canine testicles

JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Bolivers

Noun. canine testicles

"the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen." See also spangle blisters

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Bowe Treatment

When Miss.Bowe talks to you!

Miss.Bowe: "Did anyone see the simpsons last night?"
Kid: "Yeah, that was funny."
Miss.Bowe: "You're on detention aren't you??"
Kid: "Yeah"
Miss.Bowe: "Well you've got another one from me for that smirk! On Friday night! Do you like Friday night detentions?"

Me: "Unlucky, mate. You just got the Bowe treatment!"

by Peter Adams January 24, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004