Sweaty Colin

Greasy person who talks very strangely and pretends to be a paedophile.

Quick! Run! Sweaty Colin is on the loose! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

by Peter Adams January 06, 2004

santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 07, 2004

E-bola

Electronic Tombola. As opposed to Ebola, the deadly virus.

Philip: "That guy deserves to get E-bola!"
Peter: "E-bola is electronic tombola, dumbass!"

by Peter Adams November 06, 2005

Bowe Treatment

When Miss.Bowe talks to you!

Miss.Bowe: "Did anyone see the simpsons last night?"
Kid: "Yeah, that was funny."
Miss.Bowe: "You're on detention aren't you??"
Kid: "Yeah"
Miss.Bowe: "Well you've got another one from me for that smirk! On Friday night! Do you like Friday night detentions?"

Me: "Unlucky, mate. You just got the Bowe treatment!"

by Peter Adams January 24, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 07, 2004