Definitions by Pete Magrath

doing the one-eye 

The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.

Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.

doing the one-eye by Pete Magrath January 3, 2008

nanoversary 

Half way to your first anniversary, also known as a 6 month anniversary.

Last night I took Penny out to dinner to celebrate our nanoversary.

nanoversary by Pete Magrath December 21, 2007