Kirk Hotel

any bar located in a two story building where the upstairs floor is used for illegal activity.

Pete Dick: "I'm thirsty and I want to gamble."
The Cooker: "Me too!"
Pete Dick: "Then lets head to the Kirk Hotel."
The Cooker: "I like the Kirk!"

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

boobie trap

when a man gets caught up with a woman who is not good for him for some reason, but cannot escape her because of her abnormally sexy body.

TP: "Man, I just can't stop seeing that call girl."
Pete Dick: "Dude, you are caught in the boobie trap."

by Pete Dick March 31, 2008

Cost Per Lay

Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.

Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

by Pete Dick March 05, 2008

land banking

a technique used by wealthy individuals to frustrate their rivals by buying up land adjacent to their competitors locations so that they can open up competing busineses and perhaps force them out of business.

TP: "Did you hear Pete Dick got us banned from the Kirk Hotel? Now we got no place to go."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

ballet of violence

the homage to aggression and male bloodlust that a championship ultimate fighting event is.

Pete Dick: "Did you see the Ultimate Fighting last night?"
The Cooker: "Hell yeah, I would not miss that ballet of violence for the world."
Pete Dick: "Me neither..."

by Pete Dick February 29, 2008

foot fire

a workout technique where one is alternating their feet as fast as they can, like football players do; especially used by sadistic coaches.

Coach: "The team looks like a bunch of faggots."
Assistant Coach: "Yeah, Pete Dick has been taking them out jacking for beats too much lately."
Coach: "Lets make these hungover fuckers pay."
Assistant Coach (as team enters gym): "Hey faggots, foot fire, FOOT FIRE!!!"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008