3 definitions by Perry Fungus

flort

A (typically nerdy) attempt at flirting.

If I was an electron, you'd be named Fluorine, because you're extremely attractive. #flort

by Perry Fungus December 25, 2013

yung dick

The greatest, most gangsterist, most beautiful rapper alive, EVER! Dick Ryders stand up!

Yung Dick raps real good. And he is the most beautiful rapper ever. Yung Dick was raised in the woods with mom. His father left the family when Yung Dick was born to join the circus.

Yung Dick has been making the best music ever for a long time. Yung Dick keeps it really real, some people don't understand his music because they don't understand what it is to be so real. If you like his music you should buy it. Yung Dick raps so good that he gets to sleep with a lot famous women.

After Yung Dick realized he was God's favorite rapper he formed the crew the Dick Ryders. The Dick Ryders consists of a nation of rebels all riding for Dick......Yung Dick.

IN DICK WE TRUST

*****UPDATE*****

Yung Dick recently started his own fraternity Swag Phi Swag Fraternity.

SWAG PHI!!!!!! SWAG SWAG

Yo, you hear about that new Yung Dick song "Swag U" from his album "Swaggin' on Swag Street"? It's hella dope!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick ryders for life!!!!!!

by Perry Fungus April 13, 2014

Burffn

A burning turtle, especially if near or inside of Japanese Steakhouse.

Guy 1: OMG what will we do? I found a burffn!

Guy 2: Easy, just put it in the vilipusket.

by Perry Fungus May 29, 2012