Nathan

Wow, it's so small, Nathan!
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Damien

The guy with the biggest penis ever. He gets all the women, and he doesn't have to try. Damien is just such a stud. He even pulled Nates mom.
Oh my God Damien, that's the 6th woman that's been to our house this week! You need to stop.
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