PerCoceT's definitions

trailer mustard

The plain yellow mustard that looks like melted yellow crayons. A favorite of trailer parks.

Don't you uns want trailer mustard on yer pork rhinds?

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ecstasy

rolldogs, diso biscuit, x, xtc, love drug
The single most awesome drug in existence. If you catch a good roll, you'll feel like you're going down a sliding board covered in silk for about 4 hours (best accompanied by a vibrator held to the temple.. or anywhere else that feels good!). Catch a rough one, and you'll feel like you're on a 4 hour roller coaster with a broken handlebar. Also, the funk that ensues makes you wish you were dead. Follow with funk eliminator

They ate x for 5 days straight.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

Dopesick

An undesirable person who is unworthy of their own existence. Their drug of choice is usually heroin, but they will smoke, snort, or shoot any substance. You don't want to touch anything this person has touched previously.

Dopesick will sell us some percocet but we have to give him a ride.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

funk eliminator

The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.

I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

trailer cereal

Cereal that comes in giant bags resembling dog food or cat litter bags. Always an off-brand and very cheap.

Bubba eats his trailer cereal out of the bathtub because he doesn't have any bowls.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

trailer steak

Cube steak. People in trailer parks think this is real steak.

I like trailer mustard on my trailer steak.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005