Definitions by Pentozali

Rootool 

A Pokemon I'd like to see: a Grass Type with kangaroo-like features that can form any tool, including a hammer, from its "pouch". Two types of attack it can use are Leaf Blade and Hammer.

That Rootool won't be able to stand up to a Rock Type!

Rootool by pentozali January 7, 2007

FUAU 

Acronym for "Fucked Up As Usual". Pronounced to rhyme with "luau".

It's the weekend, and the bus schedules are all FUAU!

FUAU by pentozali November 29, 2006

hafta 

Anyone, especially a senior citizen, handicapped person, or person with a child or children, that you "hafta" leave a seat on the bus, train, or plane.

It's the weekend, and you know what that means: the bus schedules are all FUAU and every hafta and his dog is getting on the bus to go shopping!

hafta by pentozali November 29, 2006

feek 

1) (verb) To defecate; 2) (noun) The result of a defecation; feces.

Daddy, I just made feek all over the bed!

feek by pentozali November 29, 2006

rixer 

A railroad crossing. A phonetic representation of "RXR".

Look out for the rixer---this place isn't lit up too well!

rixer by pentozali November 27, 2006

Captain Ganja 

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

Captain Ganja by pentozali November 27, 2006

backdoor tuba

An especially loud, horrendously smelly fart.

Oh no! I just had curry and I'll be playing backdoor tuba for the rest of the day!

backdoor tuba by pentozali November 27, 2006