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Definitions by Pentozali

An eighth-note rest in music, because of its shape
Watch out for the syncopated whips at rehearsal letter D!
whip by pentozali September 26, 2013
The bane of musicians all over the world: a music stand that sinks by itself, caused by stripped threading inside the bore of the stand.
John, get yourself another music stand. This one's a sinker. The conductor'll keep on badmouthing you 'cause you'll wind up staring down at the music and not at him!
sinker by pentozali September 26, 2013

gift giver 

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
gift giver by pentozali September 25, 2013

throbbogenic 

So sexy that one can easily ejaculate just by looking at a picture
OMG...she's so throbbogenic...uhhh....uhhhhhh....aaahhhhhh, I'm cumming!
throbbogenic by pentozali September 24, 2013
A terrible word to use for something that's beautiful,soft, wet, and welcoming ---a pussy. Considered to be an even more vulgar word than the overused "fuck".
I prefer saying "pussy' or "chocha" over "cunt".
cunt by pentozali September 17, 2013
A beautiful country in the Andes Mountains of South America. Renowned for its part as the center of Inca culture and hard-working, very friendly, family-oriented people, and beautiful music in Quechua, Aymara, Chipaya, Guarani, and Spanish. Unfortunatunately at present, Bolivia is under control of a socialist dictator, Evo Morales, who, while keeping the multinational corporations (including McDonald's) out of the country and helping his own people, the Aymara, to have a greater ethnic consciousness, is known to have frequent drunken bouts, is in cahoots with the ranting, anti-US policies of Hugo Chavez of Venezuela and Raul Castro of Cuba, and is strongly anti-Semitic and may have ties to a number of terrorist organizations worldwide. What Bolivia really needs is a competant, sober, democratically-minded President who can work with all of Bolivia's ethnic groups equally well, reintroduce multinational corporations prn but with strictly enforced rules about how they handle finances, control pollution, and use their parcels of land, and not allow himself/herself to be swayed by the demands of terrorist organizations.
Bolivia has good-looking people.
Bolivia by pentozali September 11, 2013

Noo Yawk 

How a New York City guy (like myself) pronounces "New York"---nothing to make fun of, it's just how we speak, just as natural to us as the "Bahst'n" of a Bostonian or the "roof" (pronounced with the "oo" as in "book") of a person from Los Angeles.
Yeeeesssss---the Noo Yawk Yankees---gooooooo!
Noo Yawk by pentozali September 11, 2013