Definitions by Pentozali

TMFW 

A common complaint of many a worker in any job in the English-speaking world. Stands for "Too Much ****ing Work".

Just got a stack of two hundred affidavits to notarize. TMFW!

TMFW by pentozali March 27, 2008

cugly 

Cute and ugly at the same time, for instance, bats, mice, rats, some kinds of owls, and of course human beings.

I think bats are cugly.

cugly by pentozali March 27, 2008

equiptonite 

Inferior-quality guns, other weapons, radios, etc. issued to soldiers in the US Army. From EQUIPment + krypTONITE.

What's going on? We pukes only get the equiptonite! How are we supposed to fight this war?!

equiptonite by pentozali March 25, 2008

flap the wings 

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

flap the wings by pentozali March 24, 2008

yoyznik 

Yiddish neopropism for a Christian, from "yoyz", the word for a crucifix or Jesus, which comes in turn from the longer form "Yoshua", meaning Jesus or Joshua.

It's Friday and the yoyzniks are celebrating Easter.

yoyznik by pentozali March 21, 2008

getch 

Yiddish word for a crucifix, pronounced with a hard "g". Seems to be etymologically related to the word "khach" meaning "cross" in Armenian.

Is your friend Catholic? I see him wearing a getch on his neck most of the time.

getch by pentozali March 21, 2008

worms in blood

Spaghetti, linguine, or angel-hair pasta in tomato sauce.

For dinner, we're having worms in blood!

worms in blood by pentozali March 21, 2008