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Definitions by Pentozali

botulism bot 

Any online record citing a restaurant's failed hygienic inspection, e.g. rats and toxic chemicals detected nrar food storage areas.

Mary, I wouldn't touch that restaurant with a ten-foot pole. The botulism bot says that vermin were found near the food storage areas!
botulism bot by pentozali April 11, 2009

squeeze the lemon 

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.
I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.
squeeze the lemon by pentozali April 11, 2009

tinklapas kuriamas 

A person who is "not all there", not aware of what's going on around him or her. From Lithuanian: "under construction".
That girl's such a ditz: she's always a tinklapas kuriamas!
Blake's 7, a British science fiction TV series from the 1980s. The crew of the Liberator (and later on, Scorpio) were led by Roj Blake, all attempting to escape from the repressive Federation.
I'd love to see the Brits make a B7 movie!
B7 by pentozali April 3, 2009

Lanz trinsini lobo zan a mang lis lanz ob! 

Catchphrase taken from the Outer Limits episode, "The Zanti Misfists", and used by the Zanti to warn humans not to do anything foolhardy.
"Lanz trinsini lobo zan a mang lis lanz ob!", the alien creature shouted as the astronaut pointed his gun at the creature.
1) Bug Eyed Monster. A stereotypical being from another planet, usually depicted with buglike eyes.
2) The truncated name of a Japanese anime TV series, "Yokai Ningen Bem", and the name of a character from that series, in Japanese: Bemu. The series featured alien crimefighters, at first distrustful of humans but later learning to deal with human platitudes.
1)Help! There's a BEM trying to attack me!!!!
2)I'd like to know where I could get a translated video of BEM.
BEM by pentozali April 3, 2009
Many Trains Absent, which is what the acronym MTA (New York) will stand for once they make their service cuts and raise the fare from $2 to $2.50 on buses and subways and from $5 to $7.50 on express buses in June 2009.
Get ready to be packed in sardines every day on the trains---the MTA is zawing us around again!
MTA by pentozali April 2, 2009