Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!
Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
by Penelope Storm August 05, 2012
the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts
an erection lasting more than 4 hours
an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.
After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.
All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.
All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by Penelope Storm August 02, 2011
When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
by Penelope Storm August 02, 2011
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
by Penelope Storm August 03, 2011
A bar in Bemus Point New York where the locals and the summer crowd of tourists like to spontaneously hook up and get filthy drunk on a daily basis until summer ends, often ending in pregnancy and/or broken relationships.
Patrick was able to find a spontaneous hook up at the Village Casino over the summer.
If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
by Penelope Storm July 31, 2011
I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.
Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!
Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!
Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!
Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!
Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.
by Penelope Storm July 05, 2012
Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!
That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf
by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012