Penelope Storm's definitions

speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

pervin a dish

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.

Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

psychotic muppet pussy

a cooch which is straight haired yet curled with exotic colors and likes to play the drums

I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.

Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!

Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!

Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable

Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012

pototonic

when the pot is so good, you're catatonic

While smoking the chronic, Noyb became pototonic, he was so stoned.

Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.

We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012