History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
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vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags
Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012
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homophobic

Afraid that people will think you are gay, particularly if you do or say something that is traditionally assigned to the opposite gender
John Pow is homophobic, he's afraid people will think he's gay because he sucks cocks
After saying he liked Lady Gaga, Tommy became homophobic.
by penelope storm September 2, 2013
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erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable
Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!
by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012
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pervin a dish

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.
Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012
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facebookundator

a person on Facebook who over posts and/or changes status updates on a continuous basis causing your news feed to be inundated with their posts
Penelope was the quintessential Facebookundator, she posted songs and pics once every 5 minutes all day every day.
by Penelope Storm July 19, 2011
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hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
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