puffy puppy puss

the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at
Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.
by Penelope Storm August 03, 2011
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vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags
Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
by Penelope Storm August 06, 2012
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testicular resignation

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."
by Penelope Storm August 03, 2011
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hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.
Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.
by Penelope Storm August 02, 2011
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Village Casino

A bar in Bemus Point New York where the locals and the summer crowd of tourists like to spontaneously hook up and get filthy drunk on a daily basis until summer ends, often ending in pregnancy and/or broken relationships.
Patrick was able to find a spontaneous hook up at the Village Casino over the summer.

If you're ever in Bemus Point, New York be sure and stop in at the Village Casino to get your drink and your jiggy on.
by Penelope Storm July 31, 2011
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pototonic

when the pot is so good, you're catatonic
While smoking the chronic, Noyb became pototonic, he was so stoned.

Lumpy became pototonic after shamokin the weed from the mount, it was epic.

We smoked so much last night we were pototonic and couldn't move!
by Penelope Storm August 11, 2012
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pervin a dish

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.
Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
by Penelope Storm July 03, 2012
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