Pedro Orta's definitions

dickey doo

1. a tall tale
2. unbelievable lie
3. stories so fantastical that cannot be based on reality

"You should have heard the dickey doo Jeremy told me about his mom. She came to his High School and out bench press the champion at the power lifting competition."

by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007

Spetznastico

Greatest luchador of all times. He combines wrestling moves with the ancient russian self defense art of Systema to bring his oponents to submission.

Person 1: Why you run like little bitch?
Person 2: Don't make me go Spetznastico on your ass!!

by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007

Juan Pompey

Fiction Novelist Joshua Crimm's finest character. Juan pompey utilizes his eagle powers as a gay luchador to fight his oponents on the ring. He is a wine maker by day, Luchador by night.

Juan Pompey might be gay, but he can make some good Merlot.

by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007

empire

other word for the evil ruling chiefs of Composite Squadron 6 Platoon A

No matter how hard we fight, "the empire" always take our ass

by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007