fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

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avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.

Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

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a skinny malnourished elephant who will step on dead carcasses of his failed kids from 2006.

Person 1: "is it wrong that i have a boner right now?"
Person 2: "NO because it's coomlaphant

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A group of people with little talent and gave up on real successes.

Fortnite streamers
Liberals
Feminists
people who think broccoli is a type of fish
all of theese diseases are failures

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when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

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