Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019
Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 09, 2019
Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good
below is a gif of your mom and her sister.
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good
below is a gif of your mom and her sister.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 27, 2019
Your bitch-ass Parents.
Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!
Fuck The Inquisition.
The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
Fuck The Inquisition.
The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake June 02, 2019
1) when you bust a nut so hard that the nut becomes self aware and puts in the keys your keyboard backwards thru a search engine.
2) when you're really fucking bored and you search up your keyboard letters backwards.
2) when you're really fucking bored and you search up your keyboard letters backwards.
my niqquah fred got so bored one day that he just typed in =-0987654321`\poiuytrewq';lkjhgfdsa/.,mnbvcxz on the keyboard for no damn reason.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020