PeTe's definitions

humt

To defecate, from the sound made by those who are constipated and are attempting to speed the defecation process.

I'll meet you guys at the basketball court in 15 minutes. I have to take a humt.

by Pete January 30, 2004

yermom

as in who was done last night

dude 1: what did you do last night?
dude 2: yermom.

by pete March 2, 2003

lmaoplane

Lol...so tru3...LMAOPLANE is teh pwn,LMAOPLANES pwn so h4rd that U cry leike gurls,that U cant m337 cos U suXXors hard.W007

"Jeeves i wish to book a flight to Stanstead on the LMAOPLANE..."
" certainly Sir, U R teh haXX"

by pete May 5, 2005

Veras

this is all correct = except it was The Shamen - not the Prodigy

by pete July 15, 2003

Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.

Real ale puts hairs on your chest.

by Pete December 16, 2004

jandal

n. type of footwear (New Zealand use)
see also flip flop

"those are some mighty fine jandals mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004