Definitions by Paul the Reverend

flying grimace 

When someone hurls a purple butt-plug across the room and into someone’s ass.

Vincent gave his wife a flying grimace because he was suffering from floppy dick syndrome.

flying grimace by Paul the Reverend January 9, 2020

Lukeshitty

Adjective used to describe something between "a little bit shitty" and "extremely shitty."

That aquaman movie was lukeshitty, I should have stayed home and taken a two and a half hour long shit instead.

Lukeshitty by Paul the Reverend January 9, 2019

Barass 

To bother or bugger someone in the asshole with a foreign object such as a pineapple, finger, flashlight, or an Italian grinder.

Vincent, you shouldn't barass your wife with that drumstick because she could get salmonella of the ass.

Barass by Paul the Reverend February 1, 2018