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Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.
"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper
by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006
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Armgasm

n.
1. Characterized by strong feelings of pleasure reserved exclusively to the arm, accompained in the process of ejaculation.
Liam loves to give himself armgasms every Friday night.
by Paul Phoenix April 16, 2008
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snakeage

The process of being snaked - i.e. being deceived and/or being stealthy, sneaky etc.
"Fuck man, I just endured legitimate snakeage"
by Paul Phoenix April 19, 2006
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mind fuck

A highly abstract form of sex.
An act whereby the male individual will insert his penis into the mind of the female. Hence the term, "mind fuck".

(typically applied to mentally depressed individuals)
Rectifies to the right state of mind.

Highly recommendable indulgent to anyone that desires a unique form of sex, or anti-depressant (An emo, for example).
"Hey, what's wrong with her, why is she upset?"
"Hmmm, looks as though that she needs a good mind fuck"

(An emo) "Oh, life sucks. I hate life. I need a good mind fuck to rectify this predicament"
by Paul Phoenix January 7, 2006
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Reculation

Simply means that you don't know what you're talking about. (Term fabricated by a naive, and ignorant 13 year old).
"U HAVE LIKE NO RECULATION OF EMO" - Implying that you don't know what you're talking.
by Paul Phoenix January 7, 2006
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alcoholist

An alternative term to refer to an alcoholic.
Bryan: "Yeah, mate, I've been an alcoholist for 6 years now, mate"
by Paul Phoenix May 9, 2006
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ROFLZBURGER

ROFLZ is a well-known Internet acronym for 'Rolling on floor laughing'.
Since its popularisation, several extended variations have been established -- 'ROFLZBURGER', which is the state of 'Rolling on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger -- or hanzburger'.
The additional 'BURGER' extension is merely for intensification purposes - Beyond 'rofl' to a large degree. And it's typically utilised in a 'extremely' hilarious situation.
"Hey, that wombat just ate my leg!"

"ROFLZBURGER" (Man rolls on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger)

"What?
by Paul Phoenix January 16, 2006
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