Definitions by Paul Johnston

Pokemeister 

Someone who pokes, through facebook, with unforgiving regularity.

Oh for fucks sake that poxy MIKE WILLIAMS has poked (Williamsed) me again the shameless pokemeister.

I daren't click the home tab on facebook for fear i may have been Williamsed.

Pokemeister by Paul Johnston December 4, 2007

chaversham 

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

chaversham by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

Chavaller 

1) A burberry wearing caravan dweller.

2) A gypsy or travaller which acts in a chav like manner

(man 1) Look at that pikey over there wearing a burberry cap generally being a waste of space.

(man 2) Still he won't be here long he's a chavaller

Chavaller by Paul Johnston October 29, 2006

spunk beard 

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

spunk beard by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006