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A male with a reputation of sleeping with the opposite sex as frequently as he requires. Normally the "slut jockey" isn't particularly fussy about his partner. As the name suggests, he is like a jockey, but instead of a jockey riding 5 horses on a single day (ie. at Aintree), this male may ride up to 5 females. He also stays in character by telling his partner how well they did, and may even give them a pat on the top of their head to show his appreciation of their efforts.
Damien: Look at that guy over there, those girls are
desperate to be fucked by him.
Daryll: Yeah, thats Nigel, he's fucking more girls a day than I get to talk to, he's a Slut Jockey.
Damien: Oh, I see. Lucky Bastard.
desperate to be fucked by him.
Daryll: Yeah, thats Nigel, he's fucking more girls a day than I get to talk to, he's a Slut Jockey.
Damien: Oh, I see. Lucky Bastard.
by Paul Fleming September 5, 2008
Get the Slut Jockey mug.A person who visits the "urban Dictionary" website with the intention of reading peoples entries, and then giving them a thumbs down. Often these people have had traumatic events in their lives that have caused them to be so full of hate and anger that the only way they can express their hate on the world is to give people "thumbs down" on a website meant for peoples amusement and pleasure.
Jonnie: Hey man, I'm feeling angry because my Momma made me eat cold beans when I was little, and I need a way to let the world know I'm suffering and angry, what should I do?
Stevie: Why don't you go on the urban dictionary website and become a "Thumb Downer"? Just read something that someone has wrote for your amusement, then give it a thumbs down. I do it all the time!
Jonnie: Thats great advice, Thanks Stevie, People like you make the world a great place to be!
Stevie: Why don't you go on the urban dictionary website and become a "Thumb Downer"? Just read something that someone has wrote for your amusement, then give it a thumbs down. I do it all the time!
Jonnie: Thats great advice, Thanks Stevie, People like you make the world a great place to be!
by Paul Fleming January 3, 2007
Get the Thumb Downer mug.This is a word used to describe a person who will risk personal injury and suffering to protect their own beliefs, or to protect another person.
An example of the word "Brave" is a gentleman who has just arrived home to his wife from a night out with lipstick all over him, and stinking of perfume, he then walks over to his wife, slaps her on her ass and says "Whats for dinner then fatty?"
Although some might think this man is out of order, I know no one can question his bravery. A true Hero amoung men.
Although some might think this man is out of order, I know no one can question his bravery. A true Hero amoung men.
by Paul Fleming December 18, 2006
Get the Brave mug.1. Most commonly these things are known as children.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
Carla: I don't know what to do with my life, I really want to earn a lot of money, but I really can't be bothered to get a job or do any work. What do you think I should do?
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
by Paul Fleming November 9, 2006
Get the Whore Reward mug.A person who is addicted to sex. These individuals have no self respect, or respect for their family. They are often females between the age of 18 and 30. Normally these girls are carriers of sexual diseases and are often seen outside chip shops in the North West of England.
Billy: Wow, look at that girl over there, she is lovely but I bet she wouldn't even want to talk to me.
Adam: What??!! Thats Tracey, she is a "Sex Junkie", I heard she once let a whole football team go through her.
Billy: No way!! Her dad would be furious if he found out!!
Adam: If he found out?? What do you mean?? Her dad arranged it, he was the football teams manager!
Billy: Classy family then.
Adam: What??!! Thats Tracey, she is a "Sex Junkie", I heard she once let a whole football team go through her.
Billy: No way!! Her dad would be furious if he found out!!
Adam: If he found out?? What do you mean?? Her dad arranged it, he was the football teams manager!
Billy: Classy family then.
by Paul Fleming September 18, 2006
Get the Sex Junkie mug.1. A practicing doctor who has the responsibility of treating whore's for the S.T.D's that they have picked up while sleeping with any male they can find.
2. Also the name given to an elderly gentleman who has had a huge number of female sex partners and has earned the title of being a "Whore Doctor". These gentlemen are rare and have absolutely no respect for females.
2. Also the name given to an elderly gentleman who has had a huge number of female sex partners and has earned the title of being a "Whore Doctor". These gentlemen are rare and have absolutely no respect for females.
Lisa: I feel so ashamed, I have to visit the "Whore Doctor" to get rid of this dirty disease that I picked up while shagging.
Samantha: Thats terrible, I bet you will kill the guy who gave you the S.T.D when you catch up with him!
Lisa: I can't be sure which guy it was, I've narrowed it down to 7 though, because the other 5 insisted on wearing condoms.
Samantha: Do you need a lift to the clinic?
Lisa: No thanks, my husband is taking me.
Samantha: Thats terrible, I bet you will kill the guy who gave you the S.T.D when you catch up with him!
Lisa: I can't be sure which guy it was, I've narrowed it down to 7 though, because the other 5 insisted on wearing condoms.
Samantha: Do you need a lift to the clinic?
Lisa: No thanks, my husband is taking me.
by Paul Fleming August 15, 2006
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Nigel: I have been in this wheelchair for 4 years now and that idiot "George Bush" has just rejected another plea for stem cells to be used in helping people with spinal cord injuries.
Paul: Maybe someone in his family will get paralysed and he might change his mind.
Nigel: I doubt it, unless he can somehow invade a country in the name of stem cell research, and steal their oil, I doubt it.
Paul: Maybe someone in his family will get paralysed and he might change his mind.
Nigel: I doubt it, unless he can somehow invade a country in the name of stem cell research, and steal their oil, I doubt it.
by Paul Fleming August 3, 2006
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