These females are what is known as a God send to any male looking for easy sex. You will find these girls at all nightclubs up and down the UK. They normally never refuse sex and are not the most attractive in their appearance.
If a male has failed in his conquest to find a sex partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a "Insurance Whore". Just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a 'Insurance Whore".
If a male has failed in his conquest to find a sex partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a "Insurance Whore". Just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a 'Insurance Whore".
Les: I really came to this club looking for a nice girl to have sex with, but it's getting late and I can't see myself getting lucky now.
Phil: Don't be such a quitter, theres loads of "Insurance Whores" in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
Les: Thanks mate, You always know what to say to cheer me up!
Phil: Don't be such a quitter, theres loads of "Insurance Whores" in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
Les: Thanks mate, You always know what to say to cheer me up!
by Paul Fleming July 12, 2006
This is a way to describe an annoying person who joins an internet forum just to try to upset people with foul language, or by insulting people. Normally these people have a history of depresion which is why they find the need to try to make others feel worthless, as they do themselves.
Typically these individuals are between the ages of 18-35 and have a history of being a recluse and a loner. As of yet the only treatment is to ignore these people. and to say a prayer for them if you want.
Typically these individuals are between the ages of 18-35 and have a history of being a recluse and a loner. As of yet the only treatment is to ignore these people. and to say a prayer for them if you want.
Sharroz: Why did that guy come on this forum and call me a loser for no reason?
Albert: It's because he is a "Forum Fighter", he is trying to wing you up, so don't let him.
Sharroz: Oh, I won't, but i'll get him back.
Albert: It's because he is a "Forum Fighter", he is trying to wing you up, so don't let him.
Sharroz: Oh, I won't, but i'll get him back.
by Paul Fleming July 17, 2006
1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.
Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!
by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006
These ladies are the filth of society. They search out a partner and the only attribute that is of interest to them is financial. Often seen with gentlemen twice their age, or in large expensive vehicles. They very rarely have children as they are too selfish to look after anyone except themselves. These ladies are the same as whores, except they have to stay with the client until he dies, then claims the money that the client (husband) has left her.
Samuel: Wasn't the funeral sad, I didn't see any tears from the dead mans widow though, I thought it was his daughter until Debbie told me it was his wife.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
Mark: Yeah, she's a "Money Slut", she was fucking behind his back for years, I even had a piece of her ass last May. She's loaded now though.
by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006
1. In some South American countries where small rodens are common, people struggle to differenciate between a mouse and a rat, so they use the name "RattyMouse" to describe both.
2. The description of a loveable partner or friend that has rodent like feature.
2. The description of a loveable partner or friend that has rodent like feature.
Jose: Damn man, who ate the rest of my chicken I saved last night, I was going to have it for breakfast?
Enrique: It wasn't me amigo, I saw a "RattyMouse" eating it last night, but I was too drunk on tequilla to do anything.
Jose: You drunk fool! Now I will be hungry all day because I didn't get my breakfast. It's your fault.
Enrique: I hate you!
Enrique: It wasn't me amigo, I saw a "RattyMouse" eating it last night, but I was too drunk on tequilla to do anything.
Jose: You drunk fool! Now I will be hungry all day because I didn't get my breakfast. It's your fault.
Enrique: I hate you!
by Paul Fleming July 14, 2006
1. A practicing doctor who has the responsibility of treating whore's for the S.T.D's that they have picked up while sleeping with any male they can find.
2. Also the name given to an elderly gentleman who has had a huge number of female sex partners and has earned the title of being a "Whore Doctor". These gentlemen are rare and have absolutely no respect for females.
2. Also the name given to an elderly gentleman who has had a huge number of female sex partners and has earned the title of being a "Whore Doctor". These gentlemen are rare and have absolutely no respect for females.
Lisa: I feel so ashamed, I have to visit the "Whore Doctor" to get rid of this dirty disease that I picked up while shagging.
Samantha: Thats terrible, I bet you will kill the guy who gave you the S.T.D when you catch up with him!
Lisa: I can't be sure which guy it was, I've narrowed it down to 7 though, because the other 5 insisted on wearing condoms.
Samantha: Do you need a lift to the clinic?
Lisa: No thanks, my husband is taking me.
Samantha: Thats terrible, I bet you will kill the guy who gave you the S.T.D when you catch up with him!
Lisa: I can't be sure which guy it was, I've narrowed it down to 7 though, because the other 5 insisted on wearing condoms.
Samantha: Do you need a lift to the clinic?
Lisa: No thanks, my husband is taking me.
by Paul Fleming August 15, 2006
1. Most commonly these things are known as children.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
Carla: I don't know what to do with my life, I really want to earn a lot of money, but I really can't be bothered to get a job or do any work. What do you think I should do?
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
by Paul Fleming November 09, 2006