Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

Booing

To show one's displeasure. Favourite past time of Big B.

"I'll be booing my team after the Vertu Two Bald Men Fighting Over A Comb Trophy"

by Paul A Radcliffe May 31, 2025

Birkett

To take a shit in the street.

I got caught short whilst out running earlier. Had to do a Birkett

by Paul A Radcliffe November 25, 2021