Paul 's definitions

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

bopper

any girl that gets down or engages in sexual activity

Damn man look at that bopper over there!

by Paul September 30, 2003

Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.

According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.

by Paul August 21, 2003

I hear what you're saying

quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.

by paul October 23, 2003

dewnans

Celtic name for Devon (although Devon is itself of Celtic derivation)

Dewnans oma (I am Devonian)

by Paul October 16, 2003

weyup

reaction upon seeing a desirable female

weyup look at the hooters on that!

by paul April 7, 2005

classic cheese

Old dance music that is very good, yet very cheesy

"The Rain" by Samira is a fine piece of clssic cheese.

by Paul January 2, 2004