Paul 's definitions
verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.
The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."
by Paul December 6, 2003

by Paul April 16, 2004

A phrase made popular in recent years by the brilliant comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, star of the HBO special, Da Ali G Show. The show was originally introduced in the UK, then moved to the US, after becoming popular to the point of being hard to fool anyone anymore. The main difference between the UK version and the US version is that in the UK, it had an audience that you could hear laugh, like most tv sitcoms, whereas the US version has no audience reactions. There was also a movie made called Ali G Indahouse before the move to the US. The movie is actually really lame compared to the reality-based series. Cheap humour and... more cheap humour.
If you listen to the song Keep Their Headz Ringin' by Dr.Dre, you will hear a background singer repeating "B-B-B-B-Boyakasha!", which is probably where Ali G got it from.
by Paul November 2, 2005

Beemo means anything. Originating from an African Tribe that used one word for everything. Sometimes mistaken for "be emo" but has nothing to do with emo. Usually said by great men who do great things.
by Paul April 23, 2005

Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working
by Paul April 6, 2005

See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.
by Paul January 19, 2004
