Paul's definitions

motspur

The wheel on a shopping cart that looks totally normal.....but when the trolley is loaded makes the whole thing uncontrollable.

Look that cart is motspurred

by Paul December 25, 2003

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003

wing house

To receive head in the back of a car while eating hot wings, and your friend drives you around.

Chris was driving Jamie around last weekend while he was getting a wing house in the back the car .

by Paul February 16, 2005

cheesy

Happy and good esp. in dance music such as classic cheese.

Some music may be cheesy, but it is not corny or bad, just happy and good.

by Paul January 2, 2004

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

Thankyaaaah

Loud high pitched term of appreciation, ranging from the humble thankyaaah to the truly excruciating thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, first attributes to Patrick Trueman (if you don't know, consider yourself lucky), although this is a tenuous link at best.

(me): Here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

(me): here, have an earwig....

(you): Thankyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cough, splutter

by Paul December 2, 2003

beemo

Beemo means anything. Originating from an African Tribe that used one word for everything. Sometimes mistaken for "be emo" but has nothing to do with emo. Usually said by great men who do great things.

"that band was really beemo tonight, unlike that damn beemo band the other night."

by Paul April 23, 2005