Definitions by Paul

North Canton 

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

North Canton by Paul June 19, 2004

howay 

English north east slang for "come on"

Howay son, you're holding us up

howay by paul June 16, 2004

spiderman 

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

spiderman by Paul June 13, 2004

Hasu

Hasu > Chobo > Gosu
noob > novice > Pro

cant spell asuki-rhyme without IM HASU

Hasu by Paul June 13, 2004

friendly fire 

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

friendly fire by Paul June 11, 2004

slut puppy 

The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.

My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal

Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal

slut puppy by Paul June 6, 2004

best effort 

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

best effort by Paul June 6, 2004