Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by Paul February 16, 2005

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

George W. Bush

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by Paul August 22, 2003

NS

Acronym for Nation State or Nation States, an online political simulation game.

My NS just became a Father Knows Best State.

by Paul November 24, 2004

Weak

Lacking in Skill, Strength or Quality

Your powers are weak old man!

by Paul February 09, 2006

Heatherest

A non-slutty girl named Heather.

Heather McNally is the Heatherest!

by Paul April 16, 2004

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004