Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.
I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023
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Funds

An excuse given by parents and or banking institutions and or individuals not to give and or hand over funds due to insufficient funds errors and or to the go get a job salary referral phrases. Usually with reference to a source and or no source where if there is a source needs to be linked and legal and if not the bank and or financial institutions and or individuals will keep returning apologies and or insufficient funds errors and or thanks for trying responses. In rare cases its used as a allowance of investment into specific industries and or individuals like presidents and or bank ceos and or private equity and or funds raising, high net worth and or super wealthy people however rarely hits earth in observable and or useful ways which positively contribute to society other than a forest of new trees and or dramatic visuals of something man made mega structures that crowds of people use and pay fees for otherwise new buildings or some special technology but I cannot say I have seen much modern applications in person. Its mostly online visuals and then some urbanization. Like skyscrapers, trains, computers, electronics, roads and some other applications. Usually and or mostly owned by other people and or industries and more noticeably most recently covered in pay walls and requirements. Also dam walls and bridges or telephone towers.
You have insufficient funds, but the bank is working says everyone except the receiver of the insufficient funds or the sender of the insufficient funds, yours truly. You only, or I only have insufficient funds because I don't have a job say parents. Even if I download the jobs and try and setup the systems to pay myself a salary unless the salary is available and works unless I pay the various lawyer and bank fees from the funds I haven't received yet. I will not receive funds and will keep receiving insufficient funds errors and poor people responses until I single out a rich person and force them to fix the bank which is borderline illegal and shouldn't even have to be done even with law enforcement and a case number and a solicitor which is so extreme for a conservative person to have to do and is also borderline mad said no one ever.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
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gtltf

That girl name told me that she is a gtltf
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Scam

A parents excuse for not paying fees on my behalf, a previous and or future employers excuse for not paying fees on my behalf, a friend and or acquaintances excuse for not paying fees on my behalf
I am not paying your fees because insert wrong phrase its a scam and or its fraudulent, said the parent and or friend or uncle or bank personal and or various correspondants.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
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Fees

Something that I and or someone has to pay before receiving services usually just for university and or school and or an excursion.
There is no mention of post graduate post employment fees payments in any of the educational programs in all 15 plus years of learning and thus has not been prepared and or planned for and now when I am supposed to have a fees tab and or fees allowance there is no one willing and or wanting to pay fees available anywhere that I know of and it then becomes a guessing game of who to ask for fees payments allowances, of which the general consensus response is the wrong answer and the fees don't get paid and then the services whatever they are do not get rendered. Its a more modern problem.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
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Dumb Bank

A bank that pays out money in excess of zero in large quantities and is accessible
Did you see how dumb that bank was that paid out money? No, I couldn't believe it which dumb bank was that? Fascinating
by Patrick the Starfish001 December 2, 2023
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invasivefoodnamebrands

An untrademarked and or unlabled brand name of batches of branded food product title names used to describe consumable foods that use popular and or common words and in the rare case uncommon words that find there way into you parents house cupboards and fridges and sometimes tie in with naming conventions of common spoken phrases received occasionally from previous teachers and or medical doctors and sometimes overlap with behaviors and or job titles and or other types of food products.
Did you try invasivefoodnamebrands, the cereal was not killer and the juice didn't make me concentrate more. They mostly homophones I think. Different meaning and different spelling but sound the same as something different. That cordial is definitely not phone apparatus. President feta is definitely not running an organization or a country.
by Patrick the Starfish001 October 8, 2023
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