Definitions by Patrick Lanni

SOS

"Same Old Seat" When you get out of your chair u must call sos or its up for grabs. Also known as fivezes

When Tom got up to get a drink he forgot to yell sos, so Bob jumped at the opportunity.

SOS by Patrick Lanni July 22, 2004

Merch

The area between a man's nuts and buttocks. Also known as a "grundle" or "gooch".

My girlfriend firmly fondled my nuttocks while sucking my cock.

Merch