5 definitions by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat

colorado cock tease

when you fuck a girl in the forest when its snowing then she takes your cock out and puts it in the snow till it gets limp than she puts it back in

I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 1, 2009

easy bake sugar cookie

When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner

Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 1, 2009

glazed westchester pancake

When you ejaculate on a person's belly, spread it out then put them out to dry. come back when its able to be pealed off then proceed to feed it to your partner

Yo! just know, when i nutted i thought "glazed westchester pancake!"

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 1, 2009

westchester waterfall

When in the shower you ejaculate on your partner and it mixes with the water than you watch the semen trickle down to her kankle

hey my girl might be fat but atleast i get to see a westchester waterfall everyday

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 1, 2009

belaire boom-box

When you put a very loud speaker up to your partners vagina so as to make it vibrate causing her to ejaculate

Last night I put my brand new speaker to use when my hoe came over to get a belaire boom-box

by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 1, 2009