hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by Patrick January 27, 2004

Scrumtrelescent

Beyond perfection.

The show was scrumtrelescent.

by Patrick July 27, 2003

The Rattle Snake

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

by Patrick March 11, 2005

AUGH

A battle cry used to disorient the attackers, works very well.

brittish person: (running at him with sword)
Scottish person: "AAAAAUUUUUUGH" (jams sword through stomach)

by Patrick October 16, 2004

haxor

Someone who cheats(Usually with cheat codes)in an online game

That haxor!!!!1! i know you have god enabled im not retarded you haxor!
-Anonymous quote from Rainbow Six 3- Raven Shield

by Patrick February 03, 2005

ooka dookie

1.A Female that has an ogrish physical appearance; extremely ugly

2.Physical appearance equivalent to that of walrus

"Damn man, im wicked desperate"
"how bout her?"
"nah, i wouldnt go near that ooka dookie"

by Patrick March 08, 2005

donkelator

Any person resembling attributes of a donkey. Usually associated with dull eyes, a permanent frowned mouth, and a low crackly voice.

Our Chemistry teacher Mr. Wilkenson is such a fucking donkelator

by Patrick July 09, 2004