Butt Slut

A girl that due to moral obligations will not fornicate vaginally until married, but to make up for this, she partakes in anal sex to substitute for vaginal companionship. Upon marriage, most butt sluts become normal upstanding citizens, but some maintain an anal preference.
You know that chick Dolores from accounting... she's a butt slut.... You'll either have to shoot for the brown star or marry that broad if you want to hit that.
by Party Crashers September 11, 2009
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NHL Ninetysex

You let a girl have sex with you while you are playing NHL 96 on Sega Genesis.
I flaked on going out with my friends last night and had NHL Ninetysex instead. It was awesome, I was the Hartford Whalers and beat the LA Kings while my girl was on top.
by Party Crashers August 22, 2009
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Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.
I could use a lemon squeezer.
by Party Crashers October 12, 2009
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Boink Oink

When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.
That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
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Rascal Fats

Really fat girls that adore Rascal Flatts. Known for squeezing into cowboy boots and flamboyant colored cowboy hats in sizes way too small of them. Often associated as being easy when intoxicated
The was not a lot of talent at Rascal Flatts' concert, just mostly Rascal Fats and gay dudes.
by Party Crashers August 22, 2009
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