Butt Slut

A girl that due to moral obligations will not fornicate vaginally until married, but to make up for this, she partakes in anal sex to substitute for vaginal companionship. Upon marriage, most butt sluts become normal upstanding citizens, but some maintain an anal preference.
You know that chick Dolores from accounting... she's a butt slut.... You'll either have to shoot for the brown star or marry that broad if you want to hit that.
by Party Crashers September 12, 2009
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NHL Ninetysex

You let a girl have sex with you while you are playing NHL 96 on Sega Genesis.
I flaked on going out with my friends last night and had NHL Ninetysex instead. It was awesome, I was the Hartford Whalers and beat the LA Kings while my girl was on top.
by Party Crashers August 23, 2009
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Boink Oink

When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.
That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
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Tubby Typo

A typing error directly caused by the typist having large fat fingers. Are especially prevalent in computers with smaller keys like laptops.
"You know Nancy, that fat chick from accounting? Her quarterly report was riddled with Tubby Typos"
by Party Crashers September 02, 2009
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Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.
That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.
by Party Crashers August 23, 2009
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