Parker Wellington's definitions

Swan

a fat sack of shit, who has a papapamalien mom who dykes out with Madonna's secretary.

1.Wow this Swan weighs like a ton.
2. That girl is a Swan
3. THATS A BIIIIIIIG SWAN!

by Parker Wellington December 3, 2003

Papapamalien

A papapamalien is someone who is someone who is a complete fucker, asshole, a dyke, a metrosexual, swan.

Stop fucking the dog you papapamalien. Or... Today Andrew swan wanted to papapamalien his papapamalien mom. Or... I R teh mutta Papapamalein

by Parker Wellington December 3, 2003

Periwinkle

Someone or something that is so uncool.

1. I have to shovel the walks, thats so periwinkle.

2. I hate this periwinkle class.

by Parker Wellington December 3, 2003

Papapamaleon

Some one or something that is stupid, gay, swan, a fucker, or crap

1. Stop Papapamaleon(ing)the couch, I just had that papamaleon thing reapollstered.

2. That stupid papapamaleon

by Parker Wellington December 3, 2003