Parker Posie's definitions

Sterny

A guy who looks long, tan, and handsome from a distance, but is actually nothing but a socially awkward bloke when you get close.

-Hey, did you meet my friend insert name yet?
-Yeah, he looked pretty cool from a distance, but it turns out we was just Sterny

by Parker Posie March 22, 2021

Soup for my family

Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.

Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."

by Parker Posie April 15, 2021

Kutzy

That one guy you know whose sexual orientation is questionable. He likes to cook, clean, and is often considered by many to be a maternal figure

"Hey Kutzy, what's up?"
"Not much, just finished making all my siblings' beds."
"Wtf why?"

by Parker Posie March 9, 2021