PaperMachete's definitions

Sherminator

Chuck Sherman's nickname in American Pie and American Pie 2.

A kickass RA who break dances, does wushu, and is an all-around badass.

Chuck Sherman: I am The Sherminator. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady.

Sherman: Yeayuh!

That kid is suck a crazy ass motherfucker; he's a sherminator.

by PaperMachete November 5, 2005

definition

What you're reading now, dork.

I'm a dork for writing a defintion of definition, as you are also a dork for reading this defintion of defintion.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

urbandictionary.com

a good way to avoid getting shizzle done and still get a fularious education

Urbandictionary.com rules my fucking life.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by PaperMachete October 30, 2005

delk

1. (n.) What happens when a deer has sexual relations with an elk.

2. (n.) A product of boredom and having no life.

1. When the deer got it on with the elk, they had a delk.

2. This definition is definitely a delk.

by papermachete November 5, 2005

elvis has left the building

Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.

Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).

by papermachete December 28, 2005

gross

n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes.

adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.

I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.

Eating dog poo is gross.

by papermachete December 28, 2005