Papa Muey's definitions

papa muey

Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.

Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?

Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?

Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!

Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.

Jim: Hell yeah!

by Papa Muey February 7, 2023

congonguous

Something that is congonguous is crazy or severe.

Example 1:

Bert: Hey bro, you see that fat chick right there? She has a fat ass!

Bob: Woah! That shit is congonguous, for real!

Example 2:

Tony: Yo, you heard about the video of the kid snorting laxitives?

Berny: Hell yeah I did, the dude was a congonguous dumbass.

by Papa Muey December 8, 2022

Stiggy Power of E

The Stiggy Power of E is possibly one of the most gracious and majestic powers of all time. For one who has the Stiggy Power of E, the ability to alter creation they have.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE STIGGY POWER OF E COMPELS ME

by Papa Muey December 15, 2022

QuiQui Bloodline

The QuiQui Bloodline is the most gracious, holy, and majestic bloodline in the entire infinite multiverse. For one who has been blessed by the QuiQui Bloodline shall live a renaissance of a new reawakening, a new eternity.

As thou pays thy respects, thou shall gain new life that prevails! As eternity of thee hath been tainted, it is up to thee to remove thine atrocities—atrocities of thine which shall'nt be apparent before thy QuiQui Lord, as one who hath no tainted respects shall gain the blessing of eternity.

Eternal life of prosperity—given by the QuiQui Bloodline if you pay your respects.

by Papa Muey December 15, 2022

autizmo monkey

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

spedtismo

A Spedtismo is someone who's sped beyond comprehension. There are many factors to someone being a spedtismo, such as someone's eyes being placed diagonally.

Example 1:

Carl: Yo, look at that kid over there in the lunch line.

Fred: What in the fuckaroo? That dude is blowing snot bubbles from his mouth with a 2-inch gap between his eyes! Fuckin' spedtismo, bro!

Example 2:

Kevin: The LGBTQ community is the best community ever!

Alex: Shut the fuck up, you brain-dead ass spedtismo retard.

by Papa Muey December 27, 2022

gorilla aids

Gorilla Aids are aids that you have obtained from an infected gorilla. The most common type of gorilla you can get these specific aids is your mom. Gorilla aids, unlike normal aids, is only 1 thing. You don't get gorilla hiv, you just straight up get gorilla aids. There is no cure for gorilla aids and people with gorilla aids have a life expectancy of only 1 year. So instead of reading this damn description about gorilla aids, how about trying to treat it?

Blake: Man, I fucked a chick the other day and now my dick is red.

Johnson: Dawg, yo ass got some gorilla aids!

by Papa Muey April 5, 2023