Definitions by Palm Springs #fresh

Cummiseur 

Someone who can describe the varied tastes and textures of cum.

As a cummiseur, Sindy rated my cum high on viscosity, low on ppm and fruity on the palate.

Cummiseur by Palm Springs #fresh January 23, 2022

Rose Gold Alert 

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

Rose Gold Alert by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021