Painful fart's definitions

Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Hair whiplash

When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.

WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

The bird

When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.

I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.

That bitch just hair flipped me.

by Painful fart September 22, 2017