Paddy O'Mally's definitions

I.S.H

An Acronym for "If Shit Happens"

".I.S.H We still have plan B"

by Paddy O'Mally May 15, 2008

Xbox Natal

the full motion capture system designed for the xbox 360

Xbox Natal. It's going to make everyone who ever bought a wii want to throw it out the window. Wii is like a happymeal compared to Xbo's Natal, which is like a Big Mac. A double bacon big mac to be exact.

by Paddy O'Mally June 1, 2009

Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.

Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic

by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009

Pro Homo

The complete Opposite of "No Homo"
A) When someone or yourself says something gay and you meant to say it

or

B) someone says something gay and you make fun of it

A) I fucking hate pool, i'm no good at getting my balls in holes! Response : Pro Homo.

B) I sucked for days on a lollypop to get the creamy center.
Dude 1: "Pro Homo"

by Paddy O'Mally May 16, 2008

bagina

A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.

guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."

by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

Cheese nip fried chicken

instead of using breadcrumbs or flour for batter to fry the chicken in,
grind cheese nips into a power and coat it in that instead.

fry till a nice golden orange/yellow colour, bake for another 20 mins till cooked and you're ready to go (Y)

How was the cheese nip fried chicken yesterday?

by Paddy O'Mally January 22, 2009

Steam

The Game client that distributes games such as Half Life 2, Counter-Strike Source, Team Fortress 2.

Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.

by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008